The Free Associator

The Philadelphia Syndicate is a collection of writers, businesses, artists, musicians, and activists based in Philadelphia, with connections to associates around the world via the internet. This publication is produced by members of the Syndicate's private online discussion forum for the purpose of giving exposure to the organization's thinkers to the public.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

 

Last night –
Right after “24” –
Fox 5 local news NY –

“...AND HERE ARE OUR TOP STOREIS FOR THIS EVENING…”

“TERRORISTS ARE ATTACKING: SHOULD YOU BE GOING TO THE DRIVE THROUGH WINDOW AT MC DONALDS?” (24 STYLE CLOCK TICKING DOWN FROM 47:59:59)

“IS A MASSIVE SNOW STORM HEADING OUR WAY THIS WEEK?”

“EXTREME PORN…ARE JUDGES IN YOUR AREA FORCING EXTERME PORNAGRAPHIC MATERIAL INTO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD?”

“…THESE STOREIS AND MORE TONIGHT ON FOX 5 NEWS AT TEN.”

Actual stories are as follows:

– Some report that someone in the government in some department floated the idea that fast food chains could be used to deliver vaccines in case of a bio attack.

- There may be a storm with some mixed rain and snow on Thursday.

- A judge lifted a local ban on porn.

Got to hand it to the local news.

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